AI Dick Rater — Smart, Fast & 100% Private
Welcome to the most advanced dick rating AI ever created. No more Reddit threads, no judgment, no waiting. At xcrush.ai , our AI Dick Rater gives you: Instant, data-driven size feedback (1–10 score). Smart, descriptive analysis of shape and proportion. Optional emotional tone — honest, flirty, or SPH. 100% private and free, with zero human moderation. Whether you’re curious, insecure, or just want to test the tech —
Forget Human Opinion — Let AI Decide
Humans judge. AI measures. The AI Dick Rater from xcrush.ai uses machine learning to analyze visual or text descriptions, giving precise, unbiased feedback. It understands proportions, angles, and aesthetic balance — the same way people subconsciously do, but without shame or bias. Choose between: Scientific Mode: data-based, neutral. Honest Mode: direct and unfiltered. Girlfriend Mode: flirty and affirming. SPH Mode: dominant and degrading. "It’s not just a rating — it’s insight, confidence, and curiosity combined."
Choose Your AI Personality — Honest • Supportive • Brutal • NSFW
Why AI Dick Rating Beats Human Judgment
100% Anonymous
No sign-ups, no storage, no exposure. Your session is encrypted and deleted instantly.
Free & Instant
Get your AI rating in seconds — free forever, with no queue or verification.
Machine Learning Precision
The model was trained on thousands of anonymized samples to understand real-world preferences and proportions.
No Bias. No Emotion.
Unlike human raters, AI doesn’t judge — it measures objectively, privately, and respectfully.
FAQs — AI Dick Rater
What is the AI Dick Rater?
A free tool powered by machine learning that gives you size feedback and descriptive comments instantly.
Is it private?
Completely. No data or images are stored or shared — everything is deleted after your session.
How does it work?
AI analyzes text or image inputs using data patterns trained on aesthetic and proportion metrics.
Is it free?
Yes, 100%. No paywalls or subscriptions.
Can I choose feedback tone?
Yes. Options include Honest, Girlfriend, SPH, or Neutral Scientific mode.
What Makes xcrush.ai Different
Not Just a Number
Get more than a score — receive AI-written feedback with real insights about balance, aesthetics, and proportions.
Private Confidence Boost
Understand your body through safe, judgment-free data. Because knowledge is confidence.
Built for Discretion
Unlike public platforms, xcrush.ai doesn’t share or store your content. Your secret stays yours.
What Users Are Saying
“Smarter Than Reddit”
No comments, no trolls. Just clean, smart AI feedback that felt more accurate than anything online.
“Instant & Honest”
It was fast, private, and real. The AI told me exactly what I needed to hear.
“Free & Private”
Didn’t expect this level of quality for free. Felt safe and anonymous the whole time.
“Tech Meets Fantasy”
Mixed modes are insane — it went from scientific to flirty so smoothly.