xcrush.ai is your cheeky AI companion that tells it like it is – with a wink. No shame, no filters, just AI-powered reactions.
Our AI doesn't hold back – it gives you straight-up opinions based on visual analysis and human-style wit.
Your pics stay confidential. We use encrypted uploads and don’t store anything. What happens with xcrush.ai stays with xcrush.ai.
This isn't serious science – it's entertainment with a twist. Laugh, flirt, and find out how you score.
No waiting. Upload your photo and get a witty rating in seconds – anytime, anywhere.
Is it really anonymous?
Yes! Your photo is not stored, shared, or linked to your identity. It’s a fully private, one-time experience.
How does the AI rate my cock?
The AI uses visual pattern recognition and natural language generation to give a playful, smart-ass rating based on your image.
Is this NSFW?
Technically yes, but it’s made for fun. You must be 18+ to use it. It’s cheeky, not explicit.
Can I rate more than once?
Of course. Come back as often as you like. Different angles? New lighting? Show us what you got.
Snap a private photo or choose one from your gallery. Our upload is secure and one-time use only.
Our smart model scans your photo and generates a custom, cheeky rating – from size to vibe.
Read your rating, laugh (or blush), and share it if you dare. Want another round? Just re-upload.
“Wasn’t expecting to laugh this hard. It roasted me and I loved it. 10/10 would rate again.”
“I thought it was gonna be dumb, but it was actually clever and fun. The AI is lowkey savage.”
“I sent my photo at 2AM and got the funniest review back. Solo entertainment gold.”
“Felt weird at first, then hilarious. The feedback was wild but honestly not wrong.”