The truth is: most “dick ratings” online are lazy. They give you a quick 1–10 score and nothing else. But you want to know how you really look, how you compare, and what you can improve. That’s where xcrush.ai comes in. Our detailed format includes: ✅ Full descriptive feedback (not generic text) ✅ Analysis of length + girth + symmetry + angle ✅ Comments about aesthetics, grooming & presentation ✅ Tone options: supportive, realistic, flirty or dominant This isn’t a joke rating — it’s feedback with depth.
We don’t just say “big” or “small.” The AI compares your proportions to global averages and explains how your size feels visually and sexually, giving context, not just numbers.
Some shapes photograph better. Some look more powerful from certain angles. The AI analyzes head-to-shaft balance, curve, and symmetry to describe your real aesthetic impact.
Grooming affects perception — dramatically. The AI evaluates trims, skin tone, lighting, and photo composition to help you improve presentation.
Looks alone aren’t everything. The AI reads confidence signals in your photo or description and tells you how seductive and dominant your vibe feels.
Is this really more detailed than regular dick ratings?
Yes. Instead of 2–3 lines, you receive long-form breakdowns with specific insights, visual perception, and improvement suggestions.
Does it work without photos?
Yes — the AI can generate detailed analysis using text-only descriptions if you don’t want to upload anything.
Is this anonymous?
100%. Your session is private and erased instantly. No accounts, no tracking, no saving.
Can I get erotic analysis instead of technical?
Yes. Choose Flirty or Dominant tone options for NSFW-style feedback.
Does it give actual improvement tips?
Yes. Real angle hacks. Posing advice. Grooming recommendations. Presentation secrets. This is practical and useable feedback.
A single score doesn’t tell your story. Detailed analysis highlights strengths you may not even know you have — from girth dominance to texture appeal.
You’ll get personalized tips based on your current presentation — including better angles, lighting adjustments, stretching guides, and grooming tricks.
Pick the energy of your review: 🔥 Supportive — confidence boost 🧊 Neutral — factual and objective 😈 Dominant — SPH-style analysis 💋 Flirty — sensual, girlfriend-like feedback
“I’ve tried normal dick ratings before and they suck. ‘7/10 bro nice.’ That tells me nothing. This AI broke down angle, proportion, lighting and even told me why my pic didn’t look as big as it could. I changed a few things and boom — way more visually impressive. Crazy accurate.”
“I always thought I was below average because of internet trash talk. The AI compared me to real-world numbers, not porn. I learned I’m actually well-proportioned and that girth matters more visually. That line stuck with me: ‘You’re better than you think — present yourself like it.’ Huge mindset shift.”
“I chose the Critic mode. Damn. It wasn’t rude, but it was sharp. It said my trim looked uneven, my angle hid length, and my lighting was killing my size. It even gave three fixes in bullet points. I tried them and yeah — the before and after is wild.”
“People either overhype you or clown you. AI just analyzes. It pointed out things no human ever mentioned — like vein definition and head shape balance. I didn’t even know that was a thing until now.”