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No downloads, no logins. Just upload, get your rating, and have a laugh. The most fun you’ll ever have with AI.
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Why xcrush.ai Is the Best “Rate My Cock” App
Instant AI Ratings
Snap, upload, and get your cock rated in seconds. Our AI doesn’t hold back – it’s bold, witty, and brutally honest.
100% Private Experience
No signups, no email, no tracking. Your photo is deleted immediately after the rating.
No App Store Needed
No need to install anything. xcrush.ai works directly in your browser – fast, sleek, and always available.
Fun & Judgment-Free
It’s not about being perfect. It’s about having fun, laughing at yourself, and owning your vibe.
Everything About the “Rate My Cock” App
Do I need to download an app?
Nope! xcrush.ai runs in your browser. No installs, no updates, no hassle.
Is the rating really private?
Yes. We don’t store or share anything. Your photo is deleted after one use – 100% anonymous.
What kind of rating do I get?
Expect a smart, sassy, and sometimes savage comment based on your pic. It’s AI with attitude.
Can I use it more than once?
Absolutely. Try different photos, poses, or lighting and see how your rating changes.
How the “Rate My Cock” App by xcrush.ai Works
Upload a Pic
Pick your best (or boldest) photo. It’s quick, private, and completely anonymous.
AI Rates You Instantly
Our cheeky AI analyzes your image and delivers a personalized, unfiltered rating in seconds.
Laugh, Blush, Repeat
Read your rating, share it (or don’t), and come back whenever you’re feeling brave again.
What Users Say About the “Rate My Cock” App
Mason D.
“I couldn’t stop laughing. The rating was savage but hilarious. Felt private too, which I loved.”
Isaiah B.
“No app download was a big win. Just opened the link and boom – got roasted in 3 seconds.”
Andre S.
“This is what AI was made for 😂 I sent it to a friend and we both rated ourselves.”
Trevor L.
“Honestly? Way better than I expected. Smart, funny, and no weird signup or data stuff.”