No downloads, no logins. Just upload, get your rating, and have a laugh. The most fun you’ll ever have with AI.
Snap, upload, and get your cock rated in seconds. Our AI doesn’t hold back – it’s bold, witty, and brutally honest.
No signups, no email, no tracking. Your photo is deleted immediately after the rating.
No need to install anything. xcrush.ai works directly in your browser – fast, sleek, and always available.
It’s not about being perfect. It’s about having fun, laughing at yourself, and owning your vibe.
Do I need to download an app?
Nope! xcrush.ai runs in your browser. No installs, no updates, no hassle.
Is the rating really private?
Yes. We don’t store or share anything. Your photo is deleted after one use – 100% anonymous.
What kind of rating do I get?
Expect a smart, sassy, and sometimes savage comment based on your pic. It’s AI with attitude.
Can I use it more than once?
Absolutely. Try different photos, poses, or lighting and see how your rating changes.
Pick your best (or boldest) photo. It’s quick, private, and completely anonymous.
Our cheeky AI analyzes your image and delivers a personalized, unfiltered rating in seconds.
Read your rating, share it (or don’t), and come back whenever you’re feeling brave again.
“I couldn’t stop laughing. The rating was savage but hilarious. Felt private too, which I loved.”
“No app download was a big win. Just opened the link and boom – got roasted in 3 seconds.”
“This is what AI was made for 😂 I sent it to a friend and we both rated ourselves.”
“Honestly? Way better than I expected. Smart, funny, and no weird signup or data stuff.”