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The Most Powerful Dick Rating Online — Free, Honest & Private
Men everywhere search for dick ratings — but most sites only give you a number. At xcrush.ai , we go way beyond a score. Our Ultimate Dick Rating Mode delivers: FREE, instant feedback, 100% private and anonymous. Choose your vibe: Honest, Brutal, SPH, or Girlfriend Experience. Custom, detailed reviews with tips to improve presentation. Optional dirty talk for a fun NSFW twist. Whether you’re looking for validation, a playful fantasy, or a deep self-improvement guide, this is the only dick rating you’ll ever need.
Why This Dick Rating Beats Every Other Tool
Most rate my dick sites fail because they: Only give a number — no context or explanation. Expose your privacy on public forums. Lack customization for your mood or fantasy. At xcrush.ai , you’re in control: Go anonymous — no logins, no storage. Get fast, custom feedback tailored to your goals. Choose tone: supportive, sexy, or harshly honest. Compare with global averages backed by science. Finally, a cock rating tool built for real men with real questions — and fantasies.
Choose Your Feedback Vibe – Honest • Brutal • SPH • Girlfriend
Modes You Can Choose
Honest & Supportive
Get a fair, honest evaluation with constructive feedback. Perfect for users looking to build confidence and improve.
Brutal Truth
Sometimes you want raw, unfiltered truth. The AI doesn’t hold back — it’s direct, sharp, and brutally honest.
SPH – Small Penis Humiliation
For users who enjoy fetish humiliation, SPH mode delivers degrading, NSFW commentary while still giving you a real rating.
Girlfriend Experience
Flirty, loving, and fun — like feedback from a supportive girlfriend who admires you deeply.
FAQs – Ultimate Dick Rating
Is this really free?
Yes! You can try all core modes — honest, brutal, SPH, and girlfriend — completely FREE.
Is it truly anonymous?
Absolutely. No signups, no tracking, nothing saved. Just you and the AI.
What’s SPH mode?
SPH stands for small penis humiliation. It’s a fetish experience combining erotic teasing with a real rating.
How fast are the results?
Instant. Get your custom feedback in seconds, without waiting or queues.
Is this better than Reddit or forums?
Definitely. Public spaces are risky, full of trolls and screenshots. This is private, safe, and judgment-free.
Why Men Love This Tool
Totally Free & Anonymous
You don’t need to risk public forums or paywalls. This rating is FREE and 100% private — no signups required.
Detailed, Custom Feedback
From grooming tips to camera angles, our AI gives actionable advice you can actually use to improve your presentation.
Fast Results, Always Fresh
Get your results in seconds, with unique commentary every time you try.
What Real Users Say
Josh
“The Brutal Truth I Needed”. I wanted someone to just tell me like it is. The brutal mode was harsh but incredibly eye-opening.
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“SPH Mode Was 🔥”. Exactly the kink I was looking for — erotic humiliation, totally private.
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“Girlfriend Vibes Felt Real”. It felt like chatting with a real girlfriend. Sweet, flirty, and validating.
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