It’s not about inches, it’s about vibe. Our AI analyzes more than size – it rates your confidence too.
Our AI looks at the full picture – shape, angle, vibe, and presence. Get a score that goes beyond inches.
No usernames, no logins, no weird looks. Just you, your photo, and our AI’s unfiltered opinion.
Get rated in seconds. Expect humor, honesty, and a little roasting. Or maybe praise – who knows?
Photos are one-time use and never stored. What you send, we rate, then it disappears forever.
Does the AI measure my actual size?
It doesn’t use a ruler – but it gives a vibe-based score based on proportions, presence, and energy.
Is this really private?
100%. We don’t store your photo or your info. It’s a one-and-done process. Totally anonymous.
What kind of feedback will I get?
Expect cheeky, confident, and occasionally savage responses from our AI. It’s all in good fun.
Can I get rated more than once?
Yes! Change your pose, lighting, or just try again for a new response.
Choose your best angle, upload your pic, and let the AI do its magic. No signups, no drama.
Using visual analysis and its spicy personality, the AI creates a custom, instant response.
Your cock gets rated. You laugh, cry, brag – or maybe upload a better one.
“I thought it’d just say a number, but it gave me a whole personality read. 10/10.”
“Honestly? The AI made me laugh out loud. Felt weird at first, now I keep coming back.”
“The answer was savage but fair 😂 It’s like having a confident ex roast you.”
“Private, fast, and fun. I’ve shown the results to friends. We all rated ourselves after.”